Badbeats Awards!

I havent write in a while cause nothing has changed much. I'm in the worst downswing I can remember and didnt wanted to whine a lot more. In the last ten days I have lost almost 3k, and most of it was with coolers and badbeats plus a little bit of bad play on my tiltday. Anyway, I decided to make a list of a couple of badbeats to write at least something.

I categorize the badbeats in order of percentage villain had to win at the time we went allin, and also using the size of the pot. To qualify in this list, it had to be less than 15% chance to win.

In sixth place with 14%: The "Stupid Shorties!" Badbeat

SB: $99.00
Lex 79 (BB): $131.50
UTG: $105.65
CO: $29.90
BTN: $29.25
Preflop: Lex 79 is dealt Q Q (5 Players)

UTG folds, CO calls $1.00, BTN raises to $4.50, SB calls $4.00, Lex 79 raises to $19.00, CO folds, BTN calls $14.50, SB folds
Flop: ($43.50) 5 2 9 (2 Players)

Lex 79 bets $11.00, BTN calls all-in for $10.25
Uncalled bet of $0.75 returned to Lex 79
Turn: ($64) T (2 Players - 1 All-In)
River: ($64) J (2 Players - 1 All-In)
Pot Size: $64.00
BTN had K Q (a straight, King high) and LOST (-$29.25)
Lex 79 had Q Q (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$29.25)


In Fifth place with 9%: The "I deserve it for slowplaying" Badbeat

SB: $48.65
Lex 79 (BB): $269.55
UTG: $101.00
MP: $33.40
CO: $102.50
BTN: $100.00
Preflop: Lex 79 is dealt 8 8 (6 Players)

UTG folds, MP calls $1.00, CO raises to $5.00, 2 folds, Lex 79 calls $4.00, MP calls $4.00
Flop: ($15.50) 4 8 6 (3 Players)

Lex 79 checks, MP checks, CO bets $8.00, Lex 79 calls $8.00, MP calls $8.00
Turn: ($39.50) K (3 Players)

Lex 79 bets $22.00, MP calls all-in for $20.40, CO calls $22.00
River: ($103.90) 5 (3 Players - 1 All-In)

Lex 79 bets $70.00, CO folds

Uncalled bet of $70.00 returned to Lex 79
Pot Size: $103.90 ($103.90 Rake)
MP had 7 K ([7s Kc] a straight, Eight high) and LOST (-$33.40)
Lex 79 had 8 8 ([8d 8c] three of a kind, Eights) and LOST (-$35.00)

Down to number 4, with 4.5%: The "Trapping is gay" Badbeat

SB: $123.00
Lex 79 (BB): $119.70
UTG: $97.50
MP: $44.35
CO: $54.80
BTN: $21.80
Preflop: Lex 79 is dealt 3 5 (6 Players)

2 folds, CO calls $1.00, BTN calls $1.00, SB calls $0.50, Lex 79 checks
Flop: ($4) 8 3 3 (4 Players)

SB checks, Lex 79 checks, CO checks, BTN bets $4.00, SB folds, Lex 79 calls $4.00, CO folds
Turn: ($12) Q (2 Players)

Lex 79 checks, BTN bets all-in for $16.80, Lex 79 calls $16.80
River: ($45.60) 8 (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $45.60
BTN had 8 A (a full house, Eights full of Threes) and LOST (-$21.80)
Lex 79 had 3 5 (a full house, Threes full of Eights) and LOST (-$21.80)

In third position with also 4.5%: The "I can read you like a book; reading sucks"

SB: $162.60
BB: $100.00
Lex 79 (UTG): $84.50
MP: $43.75
CO: $153.25
BTN: $121.25
Preflop: Lex 79 is dealt A K (6 Players)

Lex 79 raises to $3.50, 2 folds, BTN calls $3.50, SB calls $3.00, BB folds
Flop: ($11.50) 7 K 3 (3 Players)

SB bets $9.75, Lex 79 raises to $35.00, BTN folds, SB raises all-in to $159.10, Lex 79 calls all-in for $46.00

Uncalled bet of $78.10 returned to SB
Turn: ($173.50) 8 (2 Players - 2 All-In)
River: ($173.50) 8 (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $173.50
SB had 8 T (three of a kind, Eights) and LOST (-$84.50)
Lex 79 had A K (two pair, Kings and Eights) and LOST (-$84.50)

In second place with 3.2%: The "I need a new monitor" badbeat

SB: $97.50
Lex 79 (BB): $100.00
UTG: $60.95
MP: $106.55
CO: $161.50
BTN: $101.80
Preflop: Lex 79 is dealt 5 5 (6 Players)

3 folds, BTN raises to $3.50, SB folds, Lex 79 raises to $11.00, BTN calls $7.50
Flop: ($22.50) T 4 5 (2 Players)

Lex 79 bets $15.00, BTN raises to $30.00, Lex 79 raises all-in to $89.00, BTN calls $59.00
Turn: ($200.50) T (2 Players - 1 All-In)
River: ($200.50) A (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $200.50
BTN had A T (a full house, Tens full of Aces) and LOST (-$100.00)
Lex 79 had 5 5 (a full house, Fives full of Tens) and LOST (-$100.00)


And winning the Badbeat Award
In first place with 3.2% chance and deepstacked: The "Where's my gun?" Badbeat

Lex 79 (SB): $223.30
BB: $36.35
UTG: $113.15
MP: $215.00
CO: $115.70
BTN: $115.00
Preflop: Lex 79 is dealt Q Q (6 Players)

UTG folds, MP calls $1.00, 2 folds, Lex 79 raises to $5.50, BB folds, MP calls $4.50
Flop: ($12) K 9 Q (2 Players)

Lex 79 bets $8.00, MP raises to $36.00, Lex 79 raises to $120.00, MP raises all-in to $209.50, Lex 79 calls $89.50
Turn: ($431) J (2 Players - 1 All-In)
River: ($431) T (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $431.00
MP had K A (a straight, Ace high) and LOST (-$215.00)
Lex 79 had Q Q (a straight, King high) and LOST (-$215.00)